|—||Mitch Hedberg (via comedynerdsunited)|
Adding my contribution.
OH MY FUCKNIG GOD I CNAAT
oh my god
THE LAST ONE
Bear Pipe Dude has won this.
La la la
I love Bajo’s cats so much!
My first slowcooker chicken thing turned out well after 10 hours. It tasted good. Robert and Lauren ate lots so it can’t have sucked too bad. The potatoes and carrots were so soft. I made mashed potato as well which was nice but a bit chunky which I hate. I am the queen of boring. I am sad and just hanging out with people and kitties.
This is my bunny George Michael when he was a baby in 2006. He died today. He was about 4 years old. RIP Mister F, you were so tough and friendly and gave me so many good cuddles and laughs. I didn’t do enough for you and now you’re gone. I hope you went peacefully. Love you George Michael.
When I got up and checked on my bunny this morning he was dead. I’m fucking heartbroken and I can’t stop crying. I’m outside work. I had to pick him up and I told him it was the last time. He was cold and stiff and it was the worst thing I’ve ever had to do. He’s in a box on top of his hutch. I feel so alone. My pets are so important to me and I have noone to hug or to help me bury him or to cuddle after. My poor George Michael, he must’ve been so cold out there and this is all my fault. I’m the worst human ever.